{"title":"HOLIDAY HELL","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAh, the holiday season. That magical time of year filled with festive cheer, heartwarming family gatherings, and the relentless, soul-crushing pressure to be merry and bright. This collection is our sacred sanctuary for the sarcastic, the cynical, and the beautifully burnt out. Here you'll find the essential gear to survive your own personal \u003cb\u003eHoliday Hell\u003c\/b\u003e with your sanity (mostly) intact and your sense of humor razor-sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"whimsical-christmas-elves-yard-flag","title":"\"Whimsical Christmas Elves\" Holiday Yard Flag","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne of our more \"vanilla\" yard flags. Add a touch of playful charm to your holiday decor with this delightful Christmas garden flag or give it as a gift to tour mother-in-law (without judgement). \u003cspan class=\"citation-27 citation-end-27\"\u003eThe design showcases a beautifully decorated Christmas tree next to a cozy hearth, with a family of whimsical elves adding a bit of festive fun to the scene\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c!----\u003e\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a wonderful way to welcome guests and spread holiday cheer. Printed with our high-quality sublimation process, the rich, warm colors will stay vibrant throughout the winter season, making it a beautiful addition to your yard for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"citation-26\"\u003eCharming Holiday Scene:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-26 citation-end-26\"\u003e Features a beautifully illustrated, cozy fireplace scene with a decorated Christmas tree and a family of playful elves getting ready for the big day\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVibrant \u0026amp; Unfading:\u003c\/b\u003e The sublimation process creates a brilliant, permanent design that won't crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a tough, triple layer 100% polyester to withstand winter weather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures a perfect 12\" x 18\" to fit any standard garden flag stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-Sided Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The festive design is printed on both sides for everyone to enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This listing is for the flag only. 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Make your feelings about the slush and bitter cold perfectly clear with this bold and sarcastic statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-37 citation-end-37\"\u003eThe design features the brutally honest phrase \"Ew Gross, Winter\" arched around a single, beautiful snowflake, because irony is our favorite season\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. \u003cspan class=\"citation-36 citation-end-36\"\u003eThe stark white graphic on a black background makes a statement that can't be missed, even in a blizzard\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. It's the perfect flag for the holiday grump, the sun-worshipper, or anyone with a healthy dose of seasonal sarcasm.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVibrant \u0026amp; Unfading:\u003c\/b\u003e The sublimation process creates a brilliant, permanent design that won't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a tough, triple layer 100% polyester to brave the very season it despises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures a perfect 12\" x 18\" to fit any standard garden flag stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-Sided Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Your disdain for winter is visible from any direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This listing is for the flag only. 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It’s the ultimate piece of anti-Christmas cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis flag delivers maximum holiday shock value, pairing a cheekily grinning Santa Claus with the brutally funny message: \"NOTHING FOR YOU, WHORE\". It’s the perfect juxtaposition of festive cheer and profane humor, guaranteed to make the carolers stop dead in their tracks. A must-have for anyone with a dark sense of humor who's tired of the overly sweet holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant \u0026amp; Unfading:\u003c\/strong\u003e The high-quality sublimation process ensures Santa's grin and your message stay crisp and unapologetic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from a tough, triple layer 100% polyester to withstand the shocked gasps of neighbors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measures a perfect 12\" x 18\" to fit any standard garden flag stand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-Sided Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivers the holiday judgment from every possible angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This listing is for the flag only. 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The menacing \"ONLY YULE\" text is humorously tangled in a string of cheerful Christmas lights, creating the perfect mashup of haunted and merry. 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