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Let your freak flag fly—literally.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"camp-quitcherbitchin-yard-flag","title":"\"Camp Quitcherbitchin\" Yard Flag","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_edc8b1595ce85644\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuiterbutchin' Funny Campsite Flag | Sarcastic Festival Decor | Punk Rock Camping Sign\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSet up your site and set the tone. For the moments you're tired of hearing about tent poles, bad weather, or the long line for... well, everything, let your flag do the talking. This isn't just a camp decoration; it's a public service announcement for the entire campground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Quiterbutchin'\" – it's not just a word, it's a festival lifestyle. A call for less complaining and more enjoying the moment. It's the perfect statement piece for your tent, RV site, or festival camp, brought to life with a vibrant, permanent sublimation print that sinks right into the fabric. Let your freak flag fly and tell your neighbors what's on your mind without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVibrant \u0026amp; Unfading:\u003c\/b\u003e Our high-quality sublimation process ensures the graphic is as bold and unfading as your rebellious spirit, trip after trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for the Outdoors:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a tough, \u003cb\u003etriple layer 100% polyester\u003c\/b\u003e to withstand sun, rain, and judgmental neighbors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures a perfect \u003cb\u003e12\" x 18\"\u003c\/b\u003e for maximum impact without taking up precious packing space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-Sided Statement:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed on both sides, because your message shouldn't have a bad angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine washable, lay flat to dry. Ready for your next adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This listing is for the flag only. Pole\/stand is NOT included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Contrabud Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51888925671637,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/2739\/8101\/files\/CAMP_MOCKUP.png?v=1755552512"},{"product_id":"bee-kind-yard-flag","title":"\"Bee Kind\" Yard Flag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Bee Kind\" Garden Flag | Cute Bee \u0026amp; Floral Yard Decor | Whimsical Outdoor Sign\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a buzz of positivity to your garden, yard, or walkway with this charming \"Bee Kind\" flag. 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