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"Hoe Bag" Zipper Bag

"Hoe Bag" Zipper Bag

$15.00 USD

"Hoe Bag" Funny Novelty Zipper Pouch | Sex-Positive Sarcastic Bag

Look, sometimes you don't plan on sleeping in your own bed. Be prepared. This brutally honest pouch is here to hold all your essentials for wherever the night might take you. No judgment, just good, clean, chaotic fun.

In a font that's as thick as your lashes and as bold as your life choices, this pouch proudly announces itself as the "HOE BAG." It's the perfect sex-positive, shame-free accessory for your overnight necessities, your makeup, or as a hilarious gift for your favorite hoe. Pack it with pride.

Features:

  • Durable Material: Crafted from a sturdy polyester canvas that can handle being tossed in a bag, glove box, or onto a messy car floor.
  • Perfect Size: Measures approximately 9" wide by 6.5" high. (Please note, exact dimensions may vary slightly).
  • Vibrant Print: High-quality sublimation ensures the design is bold, brilliant, and won't fade away.
  • Secure Zipper: Features a sturdy zipper to keep all your secrets (and lipsticks) safe. (Please note, zipper color may vary).

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