{"product_id":"sarcastic-snowflake-yard-flag","title":"\"Sarcastic Snowflake\" Holiday Yard Flag","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Anti-Winter Yard Decor \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTired of all the cheerful \"Let It Snow\" nonsense? We get it. For those who believe the only good thing about winter is when it's over, this flag is for you. Make your feelings about the slush and bitter cold perfectly clear with this bold and sarcastic statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-37 citation-end-37\"\u003eThe design features the brutally honest phrase \"Ew Gross, Winter\" arched around a single, beautiful snowflake, because irony is our favorite season\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. \u003cspan class=\"citation-36 citation-end-36\"\u003eThe stark white graphic on a black background makes a statement that can't be missed, even in a blizzard\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. It's the perfect flag for the holiday grump, the sun-worshipper, or anyone with a healthy dose of seasonal sarcasm.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVibrant \u0026amp; Unfading:\u003c\/b\u003e The sublimation process creates a brilliant, permanent design that won't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a tough, triple layer 100% polyester to brave the very season it despises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStandard Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures a perfect 12\" x 18\" to fit any standard garden flag stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-Sided Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Your disdain for winter is visible from any direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This listing is for the flag only. The stand\/pole is NOT included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Contrabud Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51889173561557,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/2739\/8101\/files\/EW_WINTER_FLAG.png?v=1755905058","url":"https:\/\/contrabud.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcastic-snowflake-yard-flag","provider":"Contrabud Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}