{"product_id":"the-hoe-bag","title":"\"The Hoe Bag\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThey say a lady's bag is an extension of her persona. We say, why not make that persona utterly hilarious?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't your grandma's pearl-clutching purse. This is the \"Hoe Bag,\" created for the woman who knows that true confidence shines brightest when you're laughing out loud. Get ready to bypass polite nods and go straight for genuine chuckles as you make your stylish, irreverent way through the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the rushed chaos of life, sometimes you just need a sturdy bag to hold all your crap in a hurry. And if that bag can also bring a smile to your face and those around you? Even better!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnexpectedly Bold:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect blend of functional tote and laugh-out-loud humor. Guaranteed to brighten up any outfit and any bystander's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeriously Strong, Playfully Named:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from resilient durable canvas, it's ready for all your adventures, from the grocery store dash to that unexpected road trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA quick heads-up:\u003c\/b\u003e We use digital mockups to give you the best idea of what your item will look like. The magic of sublimation means each piece is unique, so expect some minor variations in color and design placement. Think of it as your own little work of art!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Contrabud Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52045227458773,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/2739\/8101\/files\/HOEBAGMU5.png?v=1758073405","url":"https:\/\/contrabud.myshopify.com\/products\/the-hoe-bag","provider":"Contrabud Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}