{"product_id":"the-holy-trinity-zipper-bag","title":"\"The Holy Trinity\" Zipper Bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\"Powered By Caffeine\" Funny Makeup Bag | Sarcasm \u0026amp; Setting Spray Zipper Pouch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor everyone whose daily survival depends on the holy trinity: a strong coffee, a sharp wit, and a flawless makeup finish. This pouch isn't just for storage; it's a declaration of the essential fuels that get you through the day with unapologetic style and sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a gorgeous, retro-inspired pinup illustration, this bag celebrates the power of \"Caffeine, Sarcasm \u0026amp; Setting Spray\" in elegant script. It’s the perfect accessory to hold your makeup, pens, or any other essentials you need to conquer the chaos. It's brutally honest and chaos-approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from a sturdy polyester canvas that can handle being tossed in a bag, glove box, or onto a messy car floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measures approximately 9\" wide by 6.5\" high. (Please note, exact dimensions may vary slightly).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality sublimation ensures the design is bold, brilliant, and won't fade away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecure Zipper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a sturdy zipper to keep all your secrets (and lipsticks) safe. (Please note, zipper color may vary).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Contrabud Ink","offers":[{"title":"BLACK PINUP MODEL","offer_id":51918045413589,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LATINA PINUP MODEL","offer_id":51918045446357,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"REDHEAD PINUP MODEL","offer_id":51918045479125,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/2739\/8101\/files\/BLACKSARCASMMOCKUP.png?v=1755909106","url":"https:\/\/contrabud.myshopify.com\/products\/the-holy-trinity-zipper-bag","provider":"Contrabud Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}