{"product_id":"woke-up-like-this-zipper-bag","title":"\"Woke Up Like This\" Zipper Bag","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\"I Woke Up Like This (Kinda)\" Funny Makeup Bag | Sarcastic Pop Art Pouch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure, you woke up. That part's true. The \"like this\" part? Well, that took a little... creative intervention. This pouch is a tribute to the beautiful, hilarious lie we all love to tell. It’s for everyone who knows that \"effortless\" is anything but.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a fun, pop-art style, this bag makes the bold declaration \"I WOKE UP LIKE THIS,\" before whispering the honest truth: \"(kinda)\". It’s the perfect, sarcastic accessory to hold the entire arsenal of brushes, powders, and paints required to achieve your stunning \"natural\" morning glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from a sturdy polyester canvas that can handle being tossed in a bag, glove box, or onto a messy car floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measures approximately 9\" wide by 6.5\" high. (Please note, exact dimensions may vary slightly).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality sublimation ensures the design is bold, brilliant, and won't fade away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecure Zipper:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a sturdy zipper to keep all your secrets (and lipsticks) safe. (Please note, zipper color may vary).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA quick heads-up:\u003c\/b\u003e We use digital mockups to give you the best idea of what your item will look like. The magic of sublimation means each piece is unique, so expect some minor variations in color and design placement. Think of it as your own little work of art!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Contrabud Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51922880430293,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/2739\/8101\/files\/WOKEUPMOCKUP.png?v=1755986640","url":"https:\/\/contrabud.myshopify.com\/products\/woke-up-like-this-zipper-bag","provider":"Contrabud Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}