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Collection of smut themed bookmarks on a textured surface

"Spicy Reader" Bookmarks

$12.00 USD

Vanilla bookmarks are for textbooks.

Stop using receipts and gum wrappers to mark the scenes that make you blush. These smutty metal bookmarks are designed for the reader who likes their books dark, spicy, and morally grey.

Each metal bookmark features a high-quality, permanent print that won't fade or smudge, no matter how sweaty your palms get. And because we know exactly what vibe you're going for, every tassel is finished with a pair of tiny metal handcuffs.

Why you need these:

  • 8 Spicy Designs to choose from. One for each member of your book club!
  • Built to Last: Unlike that toxic relationship in chapter 3, these bookmarks are solid and reliable. 1.25" wide by 4.75" long. Perfect size for any book.

  • The "Good Girl" Aesthetic: Shiny, sleek, and finished with a little bondage jewelry on the tassel.

  • Smudge-Proof: Sublimated graphics that can handle sweaty palms 

  • The Perfect Gift: For your smut-buddy, your book club, or just to annoy your conservative aunt.

***Please keep in mind, I am one person, not Amazon. Every item is made to order by hand. Due to the magic of sublimation (and the fact that all screens display color differently), the item you receive may vary slightly in color or placement from the photo. If there are tiny imperfections or color shifts, consider them unique birthmarks. Your item is 100% one-of-a-kind, just like you.***

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