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"Mindful Demure" Zipper Bag

"Mindful Demure" Zipper Bag

$15.00 USD

"Very Demure" TikTok Rant Makeup Bag | Funny "Jessica" Zipper Pouch

This is for everyone who's ever been a "Jessica" at their job. Inspired by the legendary TikTok rant, this bag is a tribute to wearing your festival makeup to the office and not caring who has a problem with it. It's not a makeup bag; it's a statement of solidarity.

Done in a sweet, retro 70s style, this pouch sarcastically coos the now-immortal words: "Very Demure, Very Mindful." It’s the absolute perfect place to store the glitter, the bold liner, and the blinding highlighter that might just get you talked about in a coworker's car rant. Be as demure and mindful as Jessica was.

Features:

  • Durable Material: Crafted from a sturdy polyester canvas that can handle being tossed in a bag, glove box, or onto a messy car floor.
  • Perfect Size: Measures approximately 9" wide by 6.5" high. (Please note, exact dimensions may vary slightly).
  • Vibrant Print: High-quality sublimation ensures the design is bold, brilliant, and won't fade away.
  • Secure Zipper: Features a sturdy zipper to keep all your secrets (and lipsticks) safe. (Please note, zipper color may vary).

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